Jesus In The Brick

Commuters in Sydney might have felt a little safer knowing that Jesus was watching them at the Waverton train station. And it might make you less likely to litter. Or not.

Jesus In A Bedsheet

This could make for a very uncomfortable night of lovemaking! Stuart Hadwin of St Kilda, Australia saw this sheet in a Salvation Army store. Local residents have been calling it the "Shroud of St Kilda." Local residents have also been asked to wash their sheets with detergent.

Jesus of the Rock

In May of 2006, Gregorio Gomez of Mexico had a dream and the voice in the dream told him he would find an image of Christ on a rock. And sure enough, Gregorio Gomez found an image of Christ on a rock! The only voices I hear in my dreams is my bladder yelling at me to get up and go before I wet myself.

Mary and Jesus in Funyuns

Here's law clerk John Mize holding a Funyun he found under his car seat that resembles the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus. Seems like a nice little thing to pull out and show your friends once in awhile, but John decided to put the Funyun on ebay and got $609 bucks for it. When I check under my car seat I usually find a slew of parking tickets, a pen cap, and a Todd the Wet Sprocket CD. Certainly nothing worth $609!

Jesus In A Fish Fillet

I know it sounds a bit fishy, but Fred Whan of Ontario, Canada, was cooking up some fillets on night, flipped one over, and discovered Jesus Himself staring back at him. Remember "no meat Fridays" all you non-practicing Catholics? And how mom would cook you up a fish fillet sandwich for dinner and said it was just like McDonald's but it actually tasted like it came from McCrapland? Anyway just like former congressman William Jefferson, Fred Whan has decided that the best place to keep his treasure safe is in his freezer.